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And this shall be the first post. [Apr. 6th, 2006|07:41 pm]
Madam Revenge's Requests
Comment here with requests, if you will.

From: (Anonymous)
2006-04-06 06:48 pm (UTC)


I really want to see Marty McFly get his, god his puffer jacket makes me hot, I MEAN COLD! I'M NOT GAY! I HATE HIS PRETTY LIPS!

Cut his lips off! Make SHOW him why his hair is all white and FRIZZY! he deserves it! His fucks capacaitator'll BURN WITH PAIN if I have my way!

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From: urwen_sakurafu
2006-04-06 08:22 pm (UTC)

Re: Request

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From: (Anonymous)
2006-04-06 07:04 pm (UTC)

10 way dance

Dear sir/madam/hermy/nully/furry/whatever

I have long considered Doctor Who to be the high point of televisual entertainment. Imagine my joy when it was announced the show would be returning to the BBC, now imagine my horror when Christopher Eccleston was the Ninth Doctor. His is NOT the Doctor, so I would love to read of his Doctor being ravaged by the 8 REAL DOCTORS, perhaps in the TARDIS zero-room, all of them floating around Eccleston, using sonic screw drivers, Dalek componants and cybermats to violate him in the worst way imaginable.

As for David Tennant, I quite like him, but in for a penny in for a pound, fuck his shit up.

FYI: There were 2 K-9's, both had waggy tails and extendable lazer noses.

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From: (Anonymous)
2006-04-06 07:09 pm (UTC)


This may not be exactly right place for this, but is it possible for Coldplay to be fucked with knives? All of them, ESPECIALLY THE DRUMMER.
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From: urwen_sakurafu
2006-04-06 07:52 pm (UTC)

Re: Hope!

Alas, sir, I am sorry to say, I don't do real people.
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[User Picture]From: vorzac
2006-04-06 08:44 pm (UTC)
dear Madame,

the evil little goblins that live beneth my desk have asked me to request on their behalf the beautiful scenario of Stuart Little beign raped by Snowball the cat and his pals, ideally with their claws, toothpicks, needle and thread and other items that might physically but painfull enter a rodent's rectal cavity, lest they eat my socks whilst I wear them.
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